Gareth Mason
Psychotherapist, broadcaster and journalist
Welcome
Gareth Mason is a psychotherapist, broadcaster, and journalist working from London.
His illustrated book Rum ‘n’ Coca: Cautionary Tales from Latin America can be ordered here.
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Pick 'n' Mix
A selection of articles, blogs and excerpts
'Twice as many women seek therapy and not because men are better at dealing with life’s slings and arrows.’
'He surveyed me – sprawled and discombobulated on the bed of the studio flat – with a look of proud disdain.'
'I finally left when they meekly explained that if I wasn’t Señor Duarte, they couldn’t give me his room. They were sympathetic, but quite firm.'
'A few moments later, a small, angry man burst in from a side-door. He glared at me and demanded my business.'
'A climate of frivolity was intended, but the tension was palpable.'
‘If the wisdom gleaned abroad is made central to one’s new life, it builds on this valuable knowledge rather than wastefully bracketing if off like some invalid reality'
'Ellie is literally shot into space in a device modelled on an alien bath-tub.'
'We’re talking angry zombie ducks – the kind of avian scum that have ruined many a gentle summer evening around the village pond.’
'The South American country is teeming with drug traffickers on the look-out out for travellers who can be bribed or tricked.'
' The eyes of one girl widened in disbelief when told that her beloved Alsatian was sitting next to her.'
'By now, my brain felt as if it was roughly pinioned in a vice while being steadily pounded with a small wooden hammer. Over the next four hours, it got worse.’
'Perhaps it helped that I wrote my own police report – stamped without being read – and in Spanish so deliberately bad that it wouldn’t make sense to anyone in England.'
'Learning in a swimming pool with this wealth of underwater richness would be like hiring Pavarotti to play the spoons.'
'The existential angst kicked in, then the lunchtime beer'
'But surely her real beauty had been more than skin deep, however much more skin there now was'